Entry for the 2007 Blog Go Cart Race....
THE FUDWOCKET ROCKET
TEAM: Vic and Baby Gnome Fudwocket
GO CART STATISTICS:
WHEELS....two (2).....it weebles, it wobbles, but hasn't fallen over yet.
BODY: Recycled tinfoil chocolate wrappers, bubble gum, and paper mache'. Covered in a clear top coat of Aqua Net hairspray for that shiney spit and polish finish.
UPHOLESTRY: Genuine easy clean vinyl for baby gnome spit-up and diaper leakage.
ENGINE: I checked under the hood and there is something...
FUEL: Wind driven and spare hamster wheel in the trunk.
SPEED: Able to obtain warp speed of 2.5 miles per hour without a headwind. Can overtake turtles, snails, and a little old lady with a walker in the crosswalk.
Be forwarned! Beware! I feel the need for speed....and a nap.
GOOD LUCK GO CART CONTESTANTS!...
....(but not that much luck...I want to win!)
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