No one has yet stepped forward to claim the baby gnome. Speculation is rampant. Careful observation in the last couple of days has provided a few clues.....
Suspects:
Judy.....She offered to let the baby gnome stay at her blog for awhile yesterday. Upon returning I found her tied up in the corner with a head ache and the baby gnome riding her pug.
Cyn.....Spoiling baby gnome with lots of garage sale toys....Could it be possible guilt complex on gnome abandonment?
Dixie....Wants to be baby gnomes Godmother, but refuses to change any dirty diapers....Perhaps wants to remain close to baby gnome for maternal reasons?....or has a weak stomach on the diaper issue.
Angie...Baby gnome whines for "Cookie" all the time....quite possibly the most damning evidence so far in hunt for real gnome parent....
Misty....While in a knitting frenzy making booties for gnome baby, pokes self in eye.....Possible guilty conscience...or just accident prone?
Possum... Took baby gnome for check-up after he bumped his head. Was given a stern lecture on teaching gnome to skateboard before learning to crawl. Left with gnome covered in layers of gauze, much like a giant marshmallow.....Over protectiveness of a possum mother....or just sympathy for a gnome left in my care?
Vero....Posting lots of pics of grandbaby....Transferance of gnome baby love?
Theresa...Still suspiciously absent....left in a hurry on the back of a motorcycle.
Zim.....Refuses to let baby gnome set foot in her blog. Would rather play with cabbage patch dolls. Claims computer is broken but still mysteriously posts comments.
Additional Notes:
Baby gnome still screams uncontrollably at Jim's blog.....possible goat trauma......or Jim trauma?
Jd is a bad influence on baby gnome. Keeps asking baby gnome to pull finger. Baby gnome now passes gas a lot while giggling.
Gnome will only eat oreos now thanks to Mac....
Gloggy still in "fragile" mental state...
Wukky....could pose international incident if gnome heritage is somehow traced to him.
Mahvin crafted baby crib for baby gnome.......crib looks suspiciously like a giant bird feeder.
Skipper rants over baby gnome in his blog, but was seen bouncing gnome on his knee while wearing rubber pants....
Hillybilly, Spotty, and Cayce keeping quiet, and bolting at the mention of the word "baby"....
It is my only hope that by FRIDAY...someone will own up to the baby gnome....they will step forward in their BLOG and claim the gnome...their conscious will continually eat away at them... till they fess up.
Till then the blogging world can only sit back and wonder.............WHO?
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