Entry for October 27, 2006 - Queen for a Day...

It seems the blog world lately has been besieged with royalty. With Lords, and Earls, and a jester or two, it is no wonder that a queen would soon emerge....



Known by most as JD, it is only in his closest circle of blog friends he is affectionately known as "Queenie".









JD's Top Ten Reasons it's Good to be Queen...



10. People stop and stare when you go by...(okay they already do that, nevermind)....



 9. You get to wear sparklies...



 8. You get to use the scissors during the ribbon cutting at the local grand opening of the PigglyWiggly

 

 7. You can request roadkill for dinner as often as you like....



 6. You are expected to be wierd from decades of inbreeding...



 5. The hats...it's all about the hats...



 4. You can call up the local market and ask if they have Prince Albert in a can,... and really mean it...



 3. You can goose foreign dignitaries and get away with it...



 2. Getting to do the special wave.....



 1. You can make all the bodily noises you want and no one will say a word....