Monday, January 11, 2010

The Hijacking of Blog Um...

Reports are starting to trickle in of the hijacking of Um's blog. What started out as an educational and informative blog on the number of surfaces and edges of a Mobius strip quickly esculated out of control.

A rogue band of pocket protector wielding math geek wannabes, quickly gained control of the mathematical blog and took it over for their own personal agendas. Rumors of possible bb gun shots were heard by blog commentors as well as confusion over bodyshots of a different nature.

Authorities have released photos of the rowdy band of bloggers, with warnings being issued if they are spotted on Multiply.

Use extreme caution if confronted by one of the suspects. All sour pusses and stick in the muds are encouraged to seek shelter.

A ransom note has been obtained with it's demands, that has other bloggers scurrying for the safety of  their own blogs, and a tearful Um begging for the safety and return of his Mobius strip and blog  All eyes will be on the look out for the blog payoff demanded by the hijackers...

 

54 comments:

  1. Um must be shaking in fear at the thought of you 4 twisted sisters planning behind the scenes of mathimatical sabotage and blog rustling.

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  2. I'll do anything, anything at all - please don't harm Mobius . . .

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  3. He doesn't look as purdy here, in this nonmobiuscolormatching blog. He needs to come home.

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  4. is worried about the nice thing part

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  5. Speaking of which those mug shots are up in my neighbourhood post office.

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  6. Your contacts are less than scintillated with this blog, yanno. Also, I'm well past the 2< HOUR'S requirement, as stated on your poster? i mean threatening letter. Better hurry, it's starting to feels so dusty in here . . .

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  7. Vic, he called me a bootin' old biddie! I think you should keep Moby til the cows come home.

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  8. oh no poor mr ummie he is held to ransom ! that's what happens to math people tho its the big words that does it, and all those numbers and things.

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  9. I've turned his Moby into a katapult..need to be armed yanno.

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  10. We were called ''the 4 twisted sisters''..anyone see that? ( Target Mac next..)

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  11. ....anyone say payoff in chocolate...??

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  12. I think I recognize one but I can’t be sure. The glasses are all so confusing.

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  13. Anything? Gee I get giddy at the thought,.....okay I was already giddy, it might be from too much caffeine so early in the day....

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  14. lol ya make us sound like the mafia....

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  15. Caffeine,no don't think so. More like too much chocolate.

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  16. I think the one with pink hair has dressed up as a snow person and is walking among you.

    note** (You all are still delightfully goofy and full of fun. I have missed you all)

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  17. I like ''delightfully goofy''..so befitting.

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  18. hehehe...I'll take delightfully goofy....it beats being called wierd,lol...

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  19. Delightfully Twisted, just wonders in which direction the twisted is in. Um, break out the calculater, Pie times 4 squared twisted by the Mobious nulled equals the stand buy gift never given out during the Holidays, Chocolate Cherries eaten but not shared or paid as ransom.

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  20. someone teach viccles how to spell weird.

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  21. hey I consider misspelled words and typos as a form of expression....yeah that's it...an expression.... and I am not even going to hit the spell check button either, that is how comfortable I am with my typos,lol...

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  22. wow really vic i consider them a form of ignorance LOL

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  23. awww vicclepoo . . . i just messin' wiff ya

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  24. (hugs your neck.....tighter) ......that's okay Um..... ;)

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  25. Strangle him Vic..till he turns a nice shade of blooooo...

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  26. Ty mac. Us men must stick together.

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  27. At last I get to see his toes...counts..I saved this picture..baby umm n baby Mac..you should have stuck pacifiers in their mouths. ...stares..bursts into hysterical laughter.

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  28. Yea, Mac should be wearing greeeeeeen,

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  29. I got Um stuck to my elbow. Waaaaa waaaaa

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  30. Good gravy. Somebody slap the mother.

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  31. If only I'd been born with two arms . . .

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  32. Old man heads on baby bodies . . . I'll have nightmares

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  33. I must get you a picture without the hat.

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  34. Mac is getting in touch with his feminine side... Don't listen to them Mac, you look good in pink, pink is your color!

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  35. Good morning, Vic. :) I assume Mobius is masculine, because if he were feminine, he'd be Mobia (I think). Anyway, that brings me to the second point. I don't wish to see him strip and I've little interest in his surfaces and edges, but I see from the photos that the ladies in question have donned their highest magnifying spectacles so I shall leave you to enjoy yourselves. ;) :)

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  36. My spy dog only wears designer glasses..

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  37. haha Ian yes the ladies are enthralled.

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