Monday, July 21, 2008

Distractions....

It was an exciting past week-end here in the world of Multiply blogging. A cyber birthday for MkChippy full of Trekkie fans and aliens, html and videos. Pics of whatzits, Suzi smoking,... Sue doped up on drugs with lepper-cons aboard Captain Morgan's pirate ship. Vero's Jack in the beanstalk pepper plant, (or a possible midget confession) Mac's reappearance in the blogging world, and a host of other blogs that lead to the distractions of every day life.

If only real life could be so exciting...but it never is, or at least not in the way we hope it to be. Between all the giggles and postings, I will admit to having a few grumblings this past week-end in my real world. During one of the hottest weeks in the month, the ancient hulk of a deep freeze in it's quiet little corner decided to give one last cough and sputter before dieing a most inopportune death.

Sunday....why does everything have to break down on a Sunday? Living in the middle of nowhere in my cornfield, the closest thing open is a discount store and if I am lucky, a Dairy Queen. I can't get a deep freeze at either, except for a brain freeze at the DQ if I eat my ice cream too fast.

So some of the unintelligible frozen blobs of something were farmed out to other places. Some crammed in the fridge, some moved to another fridge of my mother's...and some just had to sit tight in state of semi-mushyness til they could be fostered out (or frosted?) to a new home. Frozen bags of shredded zucchini were rock solid... bags of this year's crop of strawberries were thawing quickly along with frozen pizzas. I've been eating pizza for two days now, and I think I will be having a few more days of the stuff.

It's enough to give a person a head-ache trying to figure out what should be cooked, what looks okay and is pretty solid yet, and figuring out just how many jars a person needs for bags and bags of thawed strawberries now needing to be made into preserves. I think some stuff is just going to have to be cooked and frozen again.

I am not sure on whether to be thankful or not that the two year old turkey at the back of the freezer seems to be okay. I'd gladly give up the turkey for something else that takes up less space.

So today was a day spent looking for a new freezer and having it delivered. Everything is now tucked in it's new home, minus a few things.... okay several things....

Anyone have a good recipe that calls for strawberries, thawed pizza, coolwhip, peas, hamburger and a package of bacon?...

 

(Come on Chef Mac,... I know you won't disappoint me).... 

Friday, July 18, 2008

Captain's Log: Stardate 0719.8....

 

 

 

Captain's Log: Stardate 0719.8...

Happy Birthday MkChippy! I am sure it only seems like it was light years away since your first days of blogging. Enjoy your day at being at the helm of your blog-ship.

Live long and prosper...and all of that other Star Trek stuff I can't remember,lol....

 

(p.s...you are not under Romulan attack, the smoke is from the birthday cake... Thanks kezza for letting us know the exact year it was for MkChippy, I would have been wrong on the candles...wink)....

 

Sunday, July 6, 2008

You Ought to be in Pictures...

 

 

One always dreams of making it big time. The fame, the glamour, the endless pursuit of the papparazzi hounding you for just a glimpse,.. a picture....

Well, I finally made it....thanks to Zzee and her "connections" she has landed me on the cover of not one but TWO magazines. I knew that my fashion sense and style would turn heads and it would only be a matter of time that I would arrive...

Okay I will admit the National Geographic- Geography has me a bit perplexed in that I never travel much except to the edges of the cornfield, and as far as I know I don't think I am an endangered species, but I will admit to being unique and one of a kind...

But Vogue....yes Vogue is where I belong, with the flash and sparkle of a cubic zirconia tiara, I have found my niche in the glamorous catalog... Til I squint my eyes and see it's not really Vogue but Vague...

"Sigh".....okay who told? I thought I was doing a pretty good job at disguising my cluelessness, but evidently they must have glimpsed more than one glassey-eyed vacant look....So Vague it is... It's just as well, being a fashion diva is hard work...I can muster being vague with two hands tied behind my back and a twinkie stuffed in my kisser...

Vague just seems to fit...

...too well most days...

 

 

(Thanks for the giggles Zzee!!!)