Still find yourself shopping for those last minute Christmas gifts? Check out the unique and personalized gifts offered on-line by the latest blogger's catalog. Impress your friends and family with these one of a kind gifts being offered for the holiday season. Operators are standing by now to take your oders, have your credit card on hand....
1. THE GLOGGY/WUKKY SNOW GLOBE! Prepare yourself to hear the squeals of delight from the recipient of the latest and trendiest gift from the land downunder. Just turn the globe upside down and back upright and watch the the big flakes fly....snowflakes that is. A real crowd pleaser and suitable for all ages. From the makers of MoJay INC.**VERY LIMITED SUPPLY**
2. THE MOPSY DOLL! Finally a doll that is both fun and practical too. Imagine the look of pure joy on the face of a little girl that has a doll that can clean her room too. Fun and cleanliness all rolled up into one, where playtime becomes clean-up time with a bucket of water. Order one today!
3. A MAC IN THE BOX! Become the envy of everyone on the block with your very own Mac in the Box. This finally crafted box is crafted of the finest materials that China has lying around. Standard set includes box and Mac. Handle not included but can be ordered seperately for an additional fee.
4. From Dizzy Pictures come the 25th anniversary edition of "SLEEPY LADY AND THE SCAMP". A blogging movie suitable for the whole family. Order your copy today and receive an unedited, unrevised, unauthored version, complete with blogging bloopers and un-before seen pics. This film rated PG for mild British expletives.
5. For the craftsman enthusiast a genuine MAHVIN'S BIRD PLAY HOUSE! Be the first kid on the block to have your very own human bird house. Imagine the hours of fun sitting up in a tree and communing with nature. No tools needed as this handy and childproof play bird house is assembled completely with glue and duct tape. Order one for the whole flock! (Not responsible for accidents, failing to secure play bird house to tree properly, or for the development of the Asian bird flu).
6. Beat the crowds and order your very own TICKLE ME JD! With the slightest tickle of encouragement have your Tickle Me JD giggling, snorting, belching, wheezing, and farting along with a host of other bodily noises. Sure to be on every child's wish list. (Batteries and gas mask not included.)
7. Imagine finding your very own SPOTTY DOG PULL TOY under your Christmas tree this year. This finely crafted dog pull toy features hand painted spots, four wheels, and short plastic leash. Pull Spotty's chain and find him following behind you wagging his tail. As a special bonus, your very own adoption papers included. Imported from the UK.
8. From Canuck Consumer Reports comes the latest craze sweeping Ontario, Canada. The MISTY'S SNO-CONE MACHINE promises to be a hit with both young and old alike. Imagine having your very own sno-cones in the middle of winter. A frosty treat that comes complete with recipe booklet, just add your own yellow snow. **Subject to additional shipping charges**
9. Bring back the nostalgia from the past with your very own SUZI EASY BAKE OVEN! Spend hours reheating your favorite leftovers, baking cookies, or smoking your own turkey. The oven comes complete with two working light bulbs, oven mitt, and plastic serving tray. Oven has three settings,.. Lightly smoked, extra crispy, and charcoal. Order one and cook up something today. (Patent pending,... not allowed for sale in AL,AK,CO,CA,ILL,IND,IA,KY,LA,MN,MO,NE,NV,NM,NY,OH,OR,RI,TX ).
10. What Christmas would be complete without a Barbie doll for the little girl (or boy) on your list? Order one of Barbie's latest friends, "ICE ESCAPADES JUDI and JIM". Sure to rival Barbie in popularity, these fine quality vinyl dolls boast glittery outfits, plastic ice skates with a bonus CD of a Jim and Judi duet of the theme for "Ice Castles". Additional accessories and outfits available, call for price quotes.
Enjoy your holiday shopping experience and take the hassle out of fighting the crowds. Order your fun on-line today!
(Special thanks to Mopsy for the snowglobe creation for this blog!)
Oh good grief, Vic...these are hysterical!!! You are one creative lady...of course, it's handy that you have a such a large group of goofy friends to help bring out that creativity...Hugs you...
ReplyDeleteLMAO.. Hey is the tickle me JD returnable? I got one of those a few years back and the darn thing insist on tickling me!
ReplyDeleteI know you and Suzi ran the test kitchen on that eazy bake oven didn't ya, that must be where the cookies came from you sent me for Christmas.
Misty's sno-cone machine was mal-functioning last night coz it blew ice all over Arkansas.
I'm interested in ordering a Mac-in-the box, but you didn't give the size, is it suitable for a foot stool?
Also the Snow globe is a must have.. Cept I want the one not pictured, you know the one when you turn it over their clothes come off.. I could use it in a blog about hanging out down under..
What can I say about the bird house, cept is sure is tweet.. and if Bubs is included does it come with extra duct tape for his mouth.. he keeps barking at the squirrels and scaring away the birds.
GF you're certifiably nutz! and Mopsy.. great job on that globe girl!
Actually Cyn the Sno-Cone machine works great cuz I just tried it. Had you originally flipped the switch to PULSE instead of GRATE Arkansas would be wondering if ever there'd be a white Christmas this year. Vic I'll have one of everything as I have friends who think they have everything.
ReplyDeleteI'm so happy you have made online shopping such a breeze.
Vic, you are the best. Are you out of the Viccles2004 wind up doll? With her you have all the mentioned wrapped up in one. I realize she is expensive but she is one of a kind, and can replace any emotion you are feeling with laughter, insight, and friendship. This little lady will steal your heart at first sight.
ReplyDeleteYou fergot to mention that the suit got a flap in the back for necessary periodic ventilation, and that it's dishwasher safe. A helpful marketing tool would be an addition that he is soft and cuddly, then strongly recommend purchase of the optional gasmask. Otherwise, GREAT job on the bloggers catalog! You iz a card-carryin' CRAZY gurl, ya know that??
ReplyDeleteWhat a creative blog! I just got to have a Tickle Me JD and the snow globe. I'm with Cyn though, would like to have both snow globes and all just for me too!
ReplyDeleteOh Vic, what have you done!!! Thanks to you, Cyn & Joy, I am getting inundated with orders for the nekked snow globes ROF. Who needs TV when we have your blogs to read. If they had awards, you would surely win the 2007 blogger of the year. {{{hugs}}}
ReplyDeleteI don't usually make purchases on line....but these gift offers are Way Too Tempting..(snicker).
ReplyDeleteA question before ordering....ummm...do the Judi-Jim Dolls come with generators?
(Vero told me that if you use the Mac in the box and the Suzi easy bake oven together....your meal get's assembled as well as cooked.) lol
Remind me not to get on your "bad side" LOL........Hugs
ReplyDeleteTheresa, not only does it get assembled and cooked, but, if you have the Tickle Me JD, it'll get eaten, too!
ReplyDeleteLove your imagination, Vic! I think I'd like the snow cone maker! And, maybe the snow globe. Way cool. :)
ReplyDeleteThank goodness I'm not doing any shopping. My house would be full of all the items you listed. lol
ReplyDeleteSorry, but the Judi and Jim barbies are all sold out.Ooops, I mean...throwed out. I'm all mad coz my doll ain't wearin a tutu. You member how you said they make my butt look so saweeeet!
ReplyDeleteProlly Chinese lead in that silvery suit on that Jim Barbie, huh? snicker
ReplyDeleteWhat wonderful Christmas Gifts Vic, I hear most of them have all sold out apart from the Gloggy/Wukky Snow Globes.. I think people would be a bit frightened to have them around there house....lol.... Great work.... Have a Wonderful Christmas
ReplyDelete(Checking out bird house supplies) Cough cough cough...(wipes hand on Vic's sleeve) Cough cough, sorry Vic, I think I got something from the birds while up in the tree...not sure... Cough cough hack cough...Do we need more glue or duct tape?
ReplyDeleteOMG! This is so funny! What an imagination, but you do feel like that around that time of year. And why is it it is the only time Chia Pets are on sale?
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